Chicago has the Bean. Cincinnati had Touchdown Jesus. Long Beach, Washington has giant frying pans. And now, on a smaller scale, Boston has the noodle.
More specifically, Faneuil Hall has a noodle. The noodle is a fiberglass structure that is large, bright yellow, and more than a little random. To place such a giant statue of a noodle in a public place is a puzzling act by itself, but in conjunction with the aggressive statement of "you know you love it" painted on one side, the whole thing is jarring if you haven't had your morning coffee yet (as I discovered last week when walking to work). But if you're going to have a noodle, why not have one that assertively states that you already love it? Confidence is attractive, even with elbow macaroni. But I was more than a little baffled about Quincy Market's most recent installation.
The noodle sits on a large white platform not fifteen feet from the three-story Abercrombie & Fitch. This probably was an intentional choice, as the pounding base from Abercrombie's über-hip tunes and the noxious cologne smells wafting over the square mix together to make one feel more than a little disoriented. Which, when you're standing in front of a giant noodle, is probably the right effect. Aside from the words "you know you love it," the noodle lacks any discernible branding and, at least the first time I walked by it, anyone besides other curious tourists to answer my questions. But later on that same day, I had the opportunity to walk by again. This time, there was a man standing conspicuously close to the noodle, holding a clipboard in his hand and wearing a tee-shirt that said 'you know you love it.' I was fairly confident that this man was either a) a promoter associated with the installation of the noodle, or b) just a really big noodle fan. Either way, I was going to get my answers.
And I had so many questions for him. Who put up this noodle? Are you giving out free noodles? Is this modern art? How do you know I love it? This is how the conversation went.
Me: Hi there. I see that you're wearing a 'you know you love it' tee shirt. Do you work with the noodle?
Noodle Man: Yes, I do.
Me: Great. Why is it here?
Noodle Man: It's a promotion by Kraft.
Me: So why doesn't it say Kraft on the noodle? Why does it say "you know you love it? I mean, I do- I just want to know why.
Noodle Man: That's the Kraft motto. You can log onto facebook and be entered in a chance to win a lifetime supply of Kraft mac and cheese.
Me: Who decides how much Kraft a person can eat in a lifetime? Does a lifetime supply mean noodles once a week, or every day, or every meal?
Noodle Man: I don't know.
Me: Can I have a 'you know you love it' tee shirt?
Noodle Man: No.
Me: Please? I love the blue box.
Noodle Man: No.
So there you have it. Sadly, the people at Kraft placed a sign that states "no climbing, sitting, or sliding down the noodle," but they do let you take your picture with it. These kinds of publicity events make me realize that I would be perfect in the world of marketing. Someone in an important meeting at the Kraft international headquarters somewhere legitimately pitched the idea to both build a giant noodle statue and then install it in downtown Boston for all the commuters and visitors to be confused by and later google on their smartphones. And other people thought this was a great idea! I could totally be that person. Why stop with noodles? Giant food statues everywhere! Cheese-steaks in Philly, crabs in Baltimore, giant lobsters along the Maine coast; the possibilities are literally endless. But with my statues I'd let people crawl on them. Because seriously, if you're going to randomly put a giant food object in the middle of someone's path to work, at the very least let them climb on it. Why would you just want a picture of a noodle? I want a picture of myself sliding down a giant noodle; that's truly facebook worthy.
Spectacular post! One of the best things I've ever read about one of the most random topics ever. Seriously though, why wouldn't that man give you a shirt, or at least offer to sell you one? I don't know which was whacker. The fact that you didn't get a tee shirt or the fact that you didn't get to straddle a giant noodle. Tragic.
ReplyDeleteYou make my stomach giggle.
I believe the requirements for working in marketing consist of;
ReplyDelete1. Being able to smile and talk to people.
2. Being able to write well in at least one major language.
3. Be very creative in more ways than one.
4. Be gorgeous.
So.. yeah you're qualified ;)
Very true and astute. You could definitely be a good marketing consultant and make things a lot more interesting. (I do think there are Maryland crabs and Maine Lobstas)
ReplyDeleteNot sure about a true to life Philly Cheesesteak :) Funny blog.
Now I know. We saw this puppy yesterday and I yes, googled it on my laptop back at the hotel room. Except my daughter likes the smell of Abercrombie and takes great offense at your judgment of their aroma.
ReplyDeleteSaid daughter also guessed right off the bat that it was a Kraft promo and she is quite pleased to know that she is right.
I personally hate Kraft because my family likes it better than my own homemade mac and cheese. All that work and they'd rather have chemicals out of a box instead of fresh natural ingredients homemade especially for them.
i was looking at pictures of my brother, sister-inlaw, and nieces' trip to boston last week (i live here and they didn't even tell me they were coming!!). my niece, maddie, decided she wanted to have her picture taken with it. i had no idea it was even there. i guess because i don't walk by it to work daily. here's the link to the shot of maddie with the noodle...(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_D8L7x3TpMsg/TFi5J8NUAWI/AAAAAAAAAq4/Y88QlLMKozA/s1600/119.JPG) and if that doesn't work (http://shara-and-brian.blogspot.com/). thanks for the info on the kraft guy...i kind of wish he'd given you a t-shirt, or let you slide down the noodle just once.
ReplyDeleteHey! I saw the Big Noodle on Pier 39 and it made me cry. I don't even know what happened. I couldn't help it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qk4Vb5bDhv4
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