Swine flu has become so endemic in our modern society that it is now being used by drunken girls as a pox on their boyfriends. Which means that it is one skip and a hop away from being used in a top 40 pop song (I can only hope!)
Actual statement overheard on Saturday night with KG.
Girl (upset and loud about a guy): "I hope he gets them swine flu."
Also, my college brings up the swine (or H1N1 as we are supposed to call it as to not hurt the pig industry) on their brilliant homecoming teeshirts, which exclaim about their rivals, "Sicker than Amherst since 1821."
Oh, swine flu. So popular right now.
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